Spurs of the Moment

I decided to add this page to list the nicknames and other terms that I use on this blog. This way, if you are reading a blog post and don’t know what I am talking about, there is an off chance that you may find some clarity here. If you are still confused by my rambling  diatribes… sorry, my bad. I will add to this as I see fit, and as I remember this section exists.

Glossary

Frankenhead: Mark Cuban

Gargamel: Pau Gasol

Jankles: Similar to Janky Knees (see below), only with ankles.

Janky Knees: A chronic condition where a person’s knees are always busted for one reason or another. Not to be confused with Vince Carter’s general spinelessness.

KG Rule: States that if a potentially great player has spent more than five years on a crappy team, then he is allowed to walk away without judgement and without being branded a cowardly, disloyal, selfish jerk.

Miami’s Dwyane Wade and Friends: The NBA team formerly known as the Miami Heat until Dwyane Wade convinced his two buddies to join him and assist him on his quest to win more championships.

Stat Whore: A player who cares about his stats more than he cares about winning.